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Laugh With Lisa: Can't Fool Mom

Lisa DeMarco’s gag features one very shrewd mom.
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between the two than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came for dinner, I've been unable to find my beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Brian answers, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house. I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love Brian

Several days later, Brian received an e-mail back from his mother that read:
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now. Love Mom


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