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Laugh With Lisa: Arsenic

Itís amazing what effect a picture can have, as Lisa DeMarcoís gag reveals.
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A lady walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

"Ma'am, what do you want to do with arsenic?"

"Kill my husband."

"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person."

The lady lays down a photograph of a man and a woman in a very compromising position. The man in the picture is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife. He takes the photograph in his hand and nods.

"I didn't realize you had a prescription."


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