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Laugh With Lisa: A Love Story

Lisa DeMarco brings us another choice chuckle.

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An 80-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?”

She replied, “A can of peaches.”

The judge asked, “Why did you steal the peaches?”

She replied, “Because I was hungry.”

The judge then asked, “How many peaches do you think were in the can?”

She answered, “Six.”

“Okay, considering your perfect record, I will give you six days in jail, because there were six peaches.”

The lady’s husband jumped up. “May I say something your honor?''

“Would you like to add something?” the judge asked.

“Yes, she stole a can of peas, too.”

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