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Laugh With Lisa: First Things First

Lisa DeMarco brings us another priceless chuckle.

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A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack. “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband.

The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and lines up his putt. The wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. “I’m dying here and you’re putting?”

“Don’t worry dear,” he says calmly,”they found a doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you.”

“Well, how long will it take him to get here?” she asked feebly.

“No time at all,” says her husband. “Everyone already agreed to let him play through.”

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