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Laugh With Lisa: Good Golf Wife

The things a wife has to do to help her husband's ambitions!

Lisa DeMarco tells another choice gag.

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An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Martha soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years have you ever been faithful to me?”

Martha replied, “Well Henry, I will be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.”

Henry was obviously shocked and hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Tell me what do you mean by a good reason?”

Martha said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that. You saved our home. What about the second time?”

Martha asked, “Do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see the doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no cost.”

“I recall that,” Henry said. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.”

“All right,” Martha said. “Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?”

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