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Laugh With Lisa: A Bird Called Moses

What kind of people would name a bird Moses?

Lisa DeMarco brings us another great gag.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables in the dark,when a voice said, “Jesus knows you’re here.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.

After a bit, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a PARROT. “Did you say that?” He asked the parrot.

“Yep,” the parrot confessed, before squawking, “I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.”

The burglar relaxed. “You’re gonna warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”

“Moses,” replied the bird.

“Moses?” the burglar laughed.

“What kind of people would name a bird Moses?”

“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”

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