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Laugh With Lisa: Shark Tale

Laugh-maker Lisa DeMarco brings us another good giggle.

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A very rich millionaire throws a massive party forhis 50th birthday. During the celebration, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.

I will give anything of mine to the person who swims acrosss the pool.

So the party continues with no event in the pool until suddenly there is a loud splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool a man is swimming as hard as he can, while fins pop up out of the water behind him. Jaws are snapping as the guy just keeps swimming. The sharks are gaining on him as he reaches the side of the pool and quickly gets out.

Tired and soaked, the millionaire grabs the microphone and says, I am a man of my word. Anything you want of mine is yours. I will give you my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything you want. You are the bravest man Ive ever met. So sir, what will it be?

The guy grabs the microphone and says, How about for starters, the name of the guy that just pushed me in!

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