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Laugh With Lisa: Golfer At The Gates

Lisa DeMarco brings us another choice chuckle.

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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him instantly.

As he approaches the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asks, “Are you a good golfer?”

The man replies, “Got here in two, didn’t I?”

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