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Laugh With Lisa: A Practical Security System

Lisa DeMarco's gag offers a practical way of keeping your property secure.

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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of mens used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bertha, Duke, Slim & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Dont mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I dont think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of em in the house. Best you wait outside. Be right back.


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