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Laugh With Lisa: Hammering It Home

Lisa DeMarco brings us another choice gag.

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A judge is working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You have been charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”

“You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.

Then the judge says, “You are also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer.”

“Bastard!” the same person yells.

The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”

“I’m sorry your honor,” the man says. “But I have lived next door to that bastard for over 10-years now, and every time I’ve asked to borrow a hammer he said he didn’t have one!”

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