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Laugh With Lisa: Help Hotline

Giggle mistress Lisa DeMarco brings another great gag to brighten your day.

Dear Help:

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: The phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with “the girls” a lot recently, and when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you know them.”

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again, and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home from the club with “the girls.” It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

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