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Laugh With Lisa: Trip To The Hardware Store

Lisa DeMarco brings us another adult chuckle.

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge. So, he sent his wife Mary to the local hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet, while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked, “How much for that faucet?”

Walt replied, “That’s pewter and it costs $300.”

My goodness that sure is a lot Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. Walt went over to the next aisle to find it. From the next aisle Walt yelled, “Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?”

Mary replied, “No, but I will for the faucet.”

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