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Laugh With Lisa: Surgery

Lisa DeMarco brings us another chuckle.

Two nine-year old boys are in a hospital. Outside the operating room, the one boy asks, “What are you in here for?”

“I’m getting my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous,” the other boy says.

“You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of ice cream. It’s a breeze.”

“Cool, “ the other boy says. “So, what are you here for?”

“A circumcision,” he replies.

“Whoa! Good luck with that buddy. I had that done when I was born, and I couldn’t walk for a year!”


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