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Laugh With Lisa: Blonde Pilot

Lisa DeMarco brings us another good chuckle.

A young, blonde woman is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot who has a heart attack and dies.

Frantically she calls for help. “May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack, and he’s dead. I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!”

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: “This is the Tower. I have received your message, and I will talk you through your flight. I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now just relax. Everything will be fine. Now give me your height and position.”

She answers, “I’m 5'4 and I’m sitting in the passenger’s front seat.”

“O.K.” says the voice from the Tower. “Repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven. . . ..”


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