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Laugh With Lisa: Is It Because I Am Blonde?

Lisa DeMarco brings us another chuckle.

A girl came home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled. “We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.”

“Very good,” her mother said.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled. “We were saying our alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b,c,d,e,f,g.”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy “Yes, honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled. “We were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these,” she said as she lifted her tank top up to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said the embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?’

“No, honey, it is because you’re 25.”

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