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Laugh With Lisa: My Schnauzer

Lisa DeMarco brings us another choice gag.

My wife found out that our dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell her that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

The woman went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover. The pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

“I’m not using it under my arms,” the woman replied.

The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”

She replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”

“Well then, stay off your bicycle for at least a week,” the pharmacist said.

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