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Laugh With Lisa: A Drunken Tale

Lisa DeMarco tells a tale which could apply to either sex and many a situation.

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me.”

Doctor: “I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don’t swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his stupor.”

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swish with sweet tea. I swish and swish, and he doesn’t touch me.”

Doctor: “You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?”


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