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Laugh With Lisa: Golf Cart Accident

Chuckle mistress Lisa DeMarco brings us another mature gag.

A golfer accidentally overturns his cart.

Elizabeth, a beautiful golf pro, who lives in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. “Hey are you okay? What’s your name?”

“Willis,” he answered.

“Willis, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I’ll help you get your golf cart later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis said. “But I don’t think my wife would like that.”

“Aw, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty and very persuasive.

“Well, okay,” Willis finally agrees and added, “But my wife isn’t going to like it.”

After a hearty drink and a sexy driving and putting lesson, Willis thanked Elizabeth, his host.

“I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset with me,” Willis said.

“Don’t be foolish,” Elizabeth said with a smile. “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?

“Under the cart.”

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