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Laugh With Lisa: Gonna Be A Bear

Lisa DeMarco knows what she wants to be next time around.

In this life I am a woman.

In my next life though, I’d like to come back as a bear. because when you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you even get to birth your children (who are the size of a walnut) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. That sounds great.

Plus, when you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs, and if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

Finally, if you are a female bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. Not to mention, he expects that you will have hairy legs and excesses body fat.

Yup! I am definitely coming back as a girl bear!

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