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Laugh With Lisa: Sunday School Fun

Lisa DeMarco brings us another grown-up gag.

Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. Lena went every Sunday and taught Sunday school. Ole went on Christmas and Easter, and maybe a few times during the year.

One Sunday, Ole was sitting in the pew right behind Lena and got to notice what a fine looking woman she was.

While they were taking up the collection, Ole leans forward and said, “Lena, how about you and me going into town for dinner next Friday?”

“Yah, Ole dot vould be nice,” Lena replied.

Ole was tickled as all gets. All week long he polished his old truck. On Friday, he picked her up and took her to the finest restaurant in town. When they sat down, Ole looked at Lena and asked, “Lena vould you like a cocktail before supper?”

“Oh no, Ole,” Lena said. “Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?”

Ole was a little taken back, but he didn’t say much about it. After dinner, he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes, offering Lena one.

“Oh no, Ole,” Lena said. “Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?”

Well, Ole was feeling kind of low having two offers rebuffed. On the way home, they passed the Hot Springs Motel. He figured, heck he struck out twice, so he had nothing to lose. “Hey, Lena, vould you like to stop at the motel with me?”

“Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice,” she replied.

Ole couldn’t believe his luck. He whipped his truck into the parking lot, ran into the office, checked in, ran back out and took Lena right to the room. The next morning, Ole got up first. He looked at Lena lying on the bed, her hair spread out all over the pillow. “Vat have I done, vat have I done?” Ole thought. He shook Lena awake. “Lena I’ve got to ask you von thing.”

“Vot’s dot?” she said sleepily.

“Vat are you going to tell your Sunday school class?”

“The same thing I alvays tell dem. You don’t have to drink and smoke to have a good time.”

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