Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Willy Nilly
Ron Pataky tells the sad tale of Willy Nilly.
Swam at sea
Though shipmates thought it silly
A nasty wound
(He was harpooned)
Brought grief to Willy Nilly
The gulls would peck
At Willy’s neck
Which made his body chilly
And thus my friends
The story ends
So much for Willy Nilly