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Laugh With Lisa: I Will Not Lie

Lisa DeMarco brings us another choice joke.

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked a Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course my child. What may I do for you?

“Well, I bought my mother an expensive hairdryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over Customs limits, and I am afraid they will confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robe perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, my dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one would question you?”

When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go first. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waste I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer was strange, so he asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waste to the floor?”

The Father answered, “I have a marvelious instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next please.”


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