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Laugh With Lisa: Indian Knowledge

Lisa DeMarco brings us another good chuckle.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, both men fell asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes. The Lone Ranger says, “Kemosabe, look toward the sky. what do you see?”

The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute and says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of Galaxies. Time wise, it appears approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?”

“You are dumber than buffalo crap. Someone stole the tent.”

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