Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: No Big Deal
Ron Pataky's pooem could equally be entitled "Alas Poor Spider''.
An itsy-bitsy spider
Strolled the kitchen floor
Along came the farm boy
Sailin' through the door
The lazy-bones arachnid
Was loafin' by a dish
And then the hungry lad heard
An itsy-bitsy squish
