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Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: The Cabbage Killer

Ron Pataky tells of a ravaging girl with hungry eyes.

They'd recognise
Her hungry eyes
As through the sprouts she'd ravage

A day of shame
Gave her the name
The Girl Who Killed The Cabbage

She grabbed the head
And bonked it dead
Then swiftly she impaled it

Then to a fault
With pounds of salt
She hunkered and inhaled it


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