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Laugh With Lisa: Hot And Cold Flashes

Lisa DeMarco brings another chuckle.

An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical exams on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then after I have sex with my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly?"

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to talk to me about?"

The lady responded that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said, "Your husband had a unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second. Do you know why?"

"Oh, that crazy old fart." she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is in December."

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