Laugh With Lisa: Neighbors
Lisa DeMarco brings us another grown-up gag.
Joe leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young woman wearing a robe came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes. Joe smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she wasn't wearing anything else. Poor Joe broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into the apartment, she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now standing completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, Joe finally squeaked "It has got to be your ears."
Astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day. My butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin, no blemishes anywhere. How can you say the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, Joe stammered, "Outside, you said you heard someone coming. That was me."
