Some Of My Parts Now Rated Hinge-Worthy
Ron Pataky tells of a chap now in need of mechanical help.
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November 02, 2013
October 25, 2013
Should You Somehow Backfire It Could All Go The Other Way
Ron Pataky offers sound anatomical advice.
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October 18, 2013
Heaven Finally Explains Lawyer's Most-Favored Status
Ron Pataky reminds us of the status of lawyers.
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October 11, 2013
Nature May Well Abhor A Vacuum: But I Sir Utterly Deny Nature!
Ron Pataky disagrees with Nature.
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October 04, 2013
The Ballad Of Harry Jemima
Ron Pataky tells the richly comic tale concerning much loved Harry Jemima, a man whose glistening pate would have made a billiard ball "look positively unkempt".
The Ballad Of Harry Jemima
Ron Pataky tells the richly comic tale concerning much loved Harry Jemima, a man whose glistening pate would have made a billiard ball "look positively unkempt".
September 27, 2013
Regarding The Vast Insecure Majority
Ron Pataky says a great deal about the human condition - in just four lines.
September 20, 2013
There Was However No Concealing Her Hump!
Young Princess Rose had a most unfortunate nose, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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September 13, 2013
Lesson Two - Today: Free Verse
Read Ron Pataky's poem and enjoy being squggered.
September 06, 2013
A Sad Story With A Decidedly Optical Twist
Some boys have a wicked sense of humour, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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August 23, 2013
Messy Harvest
Ron Pataky's poem emphasises caution before swallowing.
August 16, 2013
They Have Their Special Way Of Brightening An Abode
Ron Pataky brings us another poem with a chuckle in its tail.
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They Have Their Special Way Of Brightening An Abode
Ron Pataky brings us another poem with a chuckle in its tail.
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August 09, 2013
They Have Their Special Way Of Brightening An Abode
Ron Pataky's poem emphasises that children really are the light of our lives.
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August 02, 2013
She Knew When And When Not To Crawl!
Ron Pataky tells of a lady who knew her place.
July 26, 2013
"It's Like Chattin' With A Bloody Doorknob!''
Ron Pataky's poem concerns a husband who is not all ears.
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July 19, 2013
"It's Like Chattin' With A Bloody Doorknob!''
Ron Pataky's poem reflects the joys? of home sweet home.
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July 12, 2013
But He Was Sheer Dynamite On A Slope
Ron Pataky brings a different slant on a famous historical character.
July 05, 2013
The Wife Preferred
Ron Pataky brings us wisdom from ancient Cornucopia manuscripts.
June 14, 2013
Try To Call Me
Ron Pataky's poem concerns a lady who had yet to grasp the scope of the cell phone.
June 07, 2013
One Of Their Very Own
Ron Pataky tells of a lady who dusted with a shovel.
May 31, 2013
Pampered Dogs
That man Cloggs really knows how to look after his dogs, as Ron Pataky reveals.
May 24, 2013
Sssh International
Ron Pataky tells of the first requirement when Sssh International holds its annual meetings.
May 17, 2013
Where Are Your Obligations?
Ron Pataky reminds us that its hard to be doing what we ought to be doing.
May 10, 2013
Hypocrites The Hypocrite
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that bad things can happen when we don't pay those bills.
April 26, 2013
Signpost
Ron Pataky considers a most significant signpost.
April 12, 2013
Exercise
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that exercise changes its meaning as we progress through life.
April 05, 2013
Appearancely-Challenged
Some brothers are lucky, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
March 29, 2013
Brighten Our World
Ron Pataky offers harsh advice on how to deal with those who wear a frown.
March 22, 2013
Bloated Sharks No Threat
Ron Pataky tells of lucky twins.
March 15, 2013
Count Yourself Lucky
Ron Pataky's confirm's the old adage - there's always someone worse off than you are.
March 08, 2013
Tiny Town
Some towns are way too small as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
March 01, 2013
The Cabbage Killer
Ron Pataky tells of a ravaging girl with hungry eyes.
February 22, 2013
Where Are They Now?
Ron Pataky reminds us of a household name.
February 15, 2013
Gramps Is On A Toot!
Ron Pataky tells of one old fellow who is really going to live it up.
February 08, 2013
Wood Chucking
Ron Pataky discovers a humorous pearl.
February 01, 2013
Erica Bose
Ron Pataky reveal's why Erica Bose's scarf was not a coveted garment.
January 25, 2013
A First For Mother And Child
Rom Pataky tells of a most precocious babe.
January 18, 2013
Cemetery Fairies
Ron Pataky says that talk of fairies must be dismissed.
January 11, 2013
Rose Of The Hill
A passion for dill doesn't keep you from being stopped by the cops, as Ron Pataky's poem reeals.
January 04, 2013
Knippers' Zippers Rated High
In some businesses you have to expect ups and downs as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
December 28, 2012
Where Are They Now?
Ron Pataky tells of an unlikely chap whose wisdom helped to make sense of life.
Where Are They Now?
Ron Pataky tells of an unlikely chap whose wisdom helped to make sense of life.
December 21, 2012
Cool Knobs And Spigots
Ron Pataky tells of that sad day when the shower is more attractive than the girl.
December 14, 2012
Tiny Town
Ron Pataky's poem emphasises that some towns are simply too small.
December 07, 2012
You're Not Going To Find It On Any Map
Ron Pataky cannot pinpoint it on a map, but he's sure it's there.
November 30, 2012
The Guy The Could Not Break
Ron Pataky tells of a character who was the toughest of the tough.
November 23, 2012
The Motherly Thing
Ron Pataky's poem concerns an even-handed mother.
November 16, 2012
The Deadbolts On Her Pantaloons
Ron Pataky tells of a lady with perambulation problems.
November 09, 2012
The Fat Of The Head
Ron Pataky tells of a man who survived by dopping into his store cupboard.
November 02, 2012
No Big Deal
Ron Pataky's pooem could equally be entitled "Alas Poor Spider''.
October 26, 2012
Napping
Resignation is required from those of senior years, as Ron Pataky's rhymes reveal.
October 19, 2012
It's Been Away About Four Months
Now what was Ron Pataky intending to write about?
October 12, 2012
Hell Hotel!
Ron Pataky's poem tells of a small consolation for poor Clyde.
October 05, 2012
Goldilocks
Ron Pataky's poem suggests that Goldilocks is no longer in the prime of her beauty.
September 28, 2012
Willy Nilly
Ron Pataky tells the sad tale of Willy Nilly.
September 21, 2012
No Run-Of-The-Mill Ghost
Ron Pataky tells of a ghost which did an amazing trick.
September 14, 2012
It Ain't Them Jeans
Ron Pataky's brief poem brings no consolation for the concerned inquirer.
September 07, 2012
Do You Care?
Ron Pataky asks a pertinent question.
August 31, 2012
Feline Feasts
Ron Pataky tells of savoury treats for cats.
August 24, 2012
Who Sez?
Ron Pataky asks a pertinent question. But will they answer|?
August 17, 2012
Warm Letter From Major Airline
The information delivered in Ron Pataky's poem could be good news or bad, depending on the recipient's attitude.
August 10, 2012
Three Knuckle Potential
Buckles McHugh was a man who knew how to point, as Ron Pataky revfeals.
August 03, 2012
The Whole Story
Ron Pataky's poem concerns a chap who is pretty sure of himself.
July 27, 2012
Tense Viral Border
Ron Pataky calls for an all-out war on wiggly things.
July 20, 2012
Outta Breeze
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that it doesn't do to be too selfish.
July 13, 2012
Notice
Ron Pataky's poem suggests that it might be best to stay at home.
July 06, 2012
Damn! I Always Felt They Were Sobbing With Me
Ron Pataky faces up to the harsh truth.
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June 29, 2012
Hopper Popper
Ron Pataky tells of trespassing grasshoppers.
June 22, 2012
The I Dotter
Susan Stack was a very busy girl, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
June 15, 2012
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Livers
Ron Pataky tells of a machine which failed.
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June 08, 2012
Turn To Page 71
Is Ron Pataky's poem appropriate to this computer-dominated age.
June 01, 2012
Check It Out - Four Corners Minus Two = 0
Ron Pataky brings us a geometric poem.
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May 25, 2012
Another Great New Story In Less Than 50 Words
Ron Pataky brings a poem to set you thinking.
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May 18, 2012
And I Don't Have A Personal Zipcode Either
Ron Pataky's poem tells of a young chap who got hold of the wrong end of the stick.
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May 11, 2012
A Few Berries Shy
Not everything comes out of the oven in tip-top shape, as Ron Pataky reveals.
April 27, 2012
You Don’t Think He’d Leave Us Without A Sitter?
Ron Pataky brings us a consolling poem.
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April 20, 2012
Ignorance Breeds Joy
So here's another chuckle-worth poem from Ron Pataky.
April 13, 2012
Another Minor Weather Report
April 06, 2012
Perpetual Stillness
Ron Pataky makes you wonder whether some inventions are really necessary.
Perpetual Stillness
Ron Pataky makes you wonder whether some inventions are really necessary.
March 30, 2012
Hiresute Ball
Some treatments are too successful, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
March 23, 2012
A Fat Kerplunker
Ron Pataky has advice for those who are not svelte.
March 16, 2012
The Younger I Get
Ron Pataky’s rhyme reminds us of the time when we knew everything.
March 09, 2012
Tree Bark
Here’s a cheery poem from Ron Pataky.
March 02, 2012
Yellow Snow
Some warnings are worth heeding, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
February 24, 2012
The Blibble
Would you eat a blibble? Read Ron Pataky’s poem – then make up your mind.
February 17, 2012
Ad-verbs
Ron Pataky’s poem tells us of that wordsman, Professor DeGlurbs.
February 10, 2012
So Much For College
Ron Pataky’s poem makes you wonder whether college is worthwhile.
February 03, 2012
The Early Bird
Ron Pataky reminds us that there are two sides to every meal.
January 27, 2012
Sweet Dreams
Ron Pataky offers a new excuse for being fat.
January 20, 2012
A Suffering Fool
There are some things that even a champion fixer cannot fix as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
January 13, 2012
Old Queen Bess
Ron Pataky tells of old Queen Bess, who was a horrible mess.
January 06, 2012
Ouch!
Ron Pataky's poem tells of a trick too far.
December 23, 2011
Water Safety
Ron Pataky has some guidance on how to survivie in water.
December 16, 2011
Scoffing Proves Superb Sloth-Balm
Ron Pataky's poem gives comfort to the non-athletic.
December 09, 2011
Gerbil Twins Announce Move
Ron Pataky explains why the Gerbil twins had to change their jobs.
December 02, 2011
Scoffing Proves Superb Sloth-Balm
Ron Pataky's poem offers comfort to the couch-potato brigade.
November 25, 2011
A Recipe Guaranteed To Drive The Hog Wild
Ron Pataky brings us a novel breakfast suggestion.
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November 18, 2011
Stick With Steel
It's amazing what some folk will steal, as Ron Pataky reveals.
November 11, 2011
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Livers
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us not to put all our trust in machines.
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November 04, 2011
Message For Would-Be Magicians
Ron Pataky gives some invisible advice.
October 28, 2011
Even Gentleness Can Come Unravelled
Ron Pataky's poem tells of sweet revenge.
October 21, 2011
The Flirt
Ron Pataky's poem reveals the fate that awaits all flirts.
October 14, 2011
Enough To Make You Weak
Ron Pataky puts a week into perspective.
October 07, 2011
A Hissing Sensation
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that we should beware of our past.
September 30, 2011
History Update
Ron Pataky creates a whole new conception of certain historic characters.
September 23, 2011
The Demands Of Women Today
Ron Pataky's poem goes to the heart of the war of the sexes.
September 16, 2011
Buzzing The Round Table
A swarm of killer bees brought King Arthur to his knees, according to Ron Pataky.
September 09, 2011
Coming Clean Closely Linked To Ruination
Ron Pataly's poem suggests that it is not always advisable to tell all.
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September 02, 2011
How I Took Care Of The Knuckles Guy
So who is controlling this fight?
Ron Pataky brings us another remarkable rhyme.
August 26, 2011
There's A Message Here Somewhere
Ron Pataky brings a poem which is not for the queasy.
August 19, 2011
Drifter's Tiff
Ron Pataky's rhyme tells of missed kisses and pulled faces.
August 12, 2011
Don't The Scriptures Say Something About This?
Ron Pataky's poem concerns the ordinariness of literary fame.
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August 05, 2011
Merely A Figment?
Ron Pataky brings a peom expressing utter disappointment.
July 29, 2011
I’d Rather Be Naked And Nibbled By Geese
Ron Pataky expresses his abhorance of the sqishy ones.
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July 22, 2011
Famed For A Reason
You could say Simon Melchez is famous. Then again, you could say he's infamous.
Ron Pataky brings us another jocular poem.
July 15, 2011
Native To Colorado
So what did those Colorado voters need?
Ron Pataky brings us another tricky poem.
July 08, 2011
The String's The Thing
Ron Pataky's poem reveals that Lola has more than one talent.
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July 01, 2011
He Now Rests Peacefully Under A Lovely Bridge
Ron Pataky’s poem reminds would-be traitors what will happen to them if they betray the Mob.
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June 24, 2011
Mistakes
Ron Pataky’s poem confirms that mistakes are hard to make.
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June 17, 2011
Miss Hyacinth’s Confessions
Is Miss Hyacinth really wicked?
Ron Pataky’s poem brings an answer.
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June 10, 2011
Since When Do 10-Year-Olds Drive?
Read Ron Pataky’s poem and you will realise the little league coach has every right to challenge the opposition.
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June 03, 2011
Two Better Than One?
Ron Pataky’s poem questions an old saying.
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May 27, 2011
A Story In Just Over 50 Words
Ron Pataky’s poem does what it says on the tin – tells a story in just over 50 words.
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May 20, 2011
Hence The Phrase “Coming Full Commode’’
Ron Pataky’s poem concerns the sobering inevitability of life.
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May 13, 2011
Making Ends Meet
Making those ends meet is no easy task as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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May 06, 2011
Errant Toad
Ron Pataky’s poem confirms that toads should not go a-wandering.
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April 29, 2011
Stories Bigger Than Skyscrapers
Ron Pataky tells of a narrator who allows his stories to grow.
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April 22, 2011
You Can Take This Adage And Shrub It
Ron Pataky has misgivings about an adage.
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April 15, 2011
A Naughty Bikini?
Ron Pataky's poem reveals what most girls do.
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April 08, 2011
Remembering The First Time
Ron Pataky’s rhyme concerns a challenge faced by many a young lad.
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April 01, 2011
The Widget King?
Ron Pataky’s poem confirms that the Widget King does not deserve his title.
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March 25, 2011
Horizontally Challenged
Oh dear! Little Bo Beep has been stuffing her face so frequently that the words of the old rhyme have had to be changed, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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March 18, 2011
The Big Race
March 11, 2011
Sure Pretzelma’s A Strange Name ...But So Was Laydbird
There’s a ready antidote to fend of laughter at an unusual name, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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March 04, 2011
A Ne'er-Do-Well
Some balloons are not pillars of society, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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February 25, 2011
No Right Turn?
Turn, turn and turn again, says Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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February 18, 2011
Dog Food
Are some jobs capable of being done by humans? Ron Pataky's pome raises a serious question.
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February 11, 2011
Foregone
Ron Pataky fails to uncover his forefathers.
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February 04, 2011
Blue Anf Fluffy
Some conundrums are easily solved when you thiunk about it, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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January 28, 2011
The Cockeyed Optimist
It pays to be cleared-sighted when you're tacked to the railyway track, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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January 21, 2011
Mr Grouch
Ron Pataky's poem suggests that it doesn't pay to talk to some folk.
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January 14, 2011
A Penny For Your Thoughts
It's vital that a proper value should be placed on thoughts, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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January 07, 2011
A Lot Of Explaining To Do
Some explanations don't hold water, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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December 31, 2010
Pigtails
Ron Pataky's poem brings to our attention a haunting truth.
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December 24, 2010
A Pearl Of A Girl?
Oh what a disappointing surprise for the character in Ron Pataky's poem.
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December 17, 2010
Mobster Newberg
Ron Pataky brings us another light-hearted rhyme.
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December 10, 2010
Mottling
Some rides are best not hitched, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.
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December 03, 2010
Halitosis
Hurray for smelly breath, says Ron Pataky.
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November 26, 2010
Bald Saturn
Ron Pataky explains the effect of Saturn’s rings.
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November 19, 2010
Highly Contagious
Ron Pataky tells of an "illness'' that most of us has experienced at one time or another.
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November 12, 2010
Unwise Petting
Ron Pataky's poem tells of a burglar who at least tried to make friends.
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November 05, 2010
Daily Watering
Some folk need to be sized up, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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October 29, 2010
Ear Wax
So there really is a use for ear wax.
Ron Pataky brings us another enlightening rhyme.
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October 22, 2010
Enroute To The Chair
The chair-bound man receives a well-meant message in this poem by Ron Pataky.
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October 15, 2010
Free Leaves?
Ron Pataky sets you wondering whether leaves really want to be free.
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October 08, 2010
Dialling Up Wrong
Ron Pataky presents a rhyme about time.
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October 01, 2010
Church Bulletin
Those church ladies are eager to sell you their clothes, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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September 24, 2010
The Incredible Trial Of Haley Scroggs
...From that day until his discovery last month, Scroggs claims to have seen but one other human being during the entire 143 years he spent in hiding, foraging for his daily sustenance, living for the most part on berries, nuts, and an occasional kill, ever on the lookout for "blue-coated busybodies."...
The unmatchable Ron Pataky tells the remarkable story of recently re-discovered Civil War vet Haley Scroggs, the oldest man anywhere.
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September 17, 2010
Zippers
Even zippers have their domestic problems as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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September 10, 2010
Jake Meets The Snake
A confrontation between Jake and a two-headed snake sees punters placing their bets.
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September 03, 2010
Wait A Year
Best to wait a year or so before you start throwing your weight about, Ron Pataky suggests.
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August 27, 2010
Jennifer The Tease
Ron Pataky tells of the flirt in the daffodil skirt.
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August 20, 2010
A Tisket, A Tasket...
Ron Pataky's rhyme tells of an ultimate disaster.
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August 13, 2010
Unable To Talk
Ron Pataky’s rhyme reminds us that looks are not everything.
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August 06, 2010
Preserving The Sheep
There’s problems ahead if you keep sheep out in the rain, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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July 30, 2010
A Sound Prediction
Ron Pataky’s poem presents a recipe for a stable marriage.
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July 23, 2010
Some Things Are So Obvious
Ron Pataky’s poem leaves little room for doubt.
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July 16, 2010
New On The Market
Ron Pataky tells of an astonishingly irrelevant product.
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July 09, 2010
Noise And Nose
Ron Pataky extracts a verse from the common cold.
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July 02, 2010
You’ll Know It Instantly When You don’t Taste It
Ron Pataky’s poem reminds us of our need for one of life’s essentials.
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June 25, 2010
Ice Queen’s Problem
Ron Pataky’s poem reveals the troubles of the Ice Queen.
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June 18, 2010
Good Boy Ferd
Ron Pataky’s poem suggests that Ferd was thoroughly enjoying life.
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June 11, 2010
Con Lady
It's amazing what you can sell if you've got the gift, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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June 04, 2010
Should He Take That As A No Then?
Ron Pataky’s poem confirms that the wise old owl knows best.
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May 28, 2010
Families
Ron Pataky sums up families in six lines of verse.
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May 21, 2010
A Closed Case
Some cases seem to be open and shut, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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May 14, 2010
An End In Sight
Some sums are not worth confronting, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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May 07, 2010
Front-Porch Olympics
Ron Pataky celebrates that inadvertant athlete, Uncle Dodds.
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April 30, 2010
Considering My Option
Ron Pataky remembers that there is some value in being over the hill
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April 23, 2010
It's Time We Knew
Ron Pataky is itching to know the truth about time.
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April 16, 2010
A Perplexing Pickle
So when it comes to pickling pepper who was the one who was pickled?
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April 09, 2010
Naughty Miss Horner
Naughty Miss Horner should not have tried to raise cash in that way!
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April 02, 2010
Help From The Lunch Buddy
Ron Pataky's poem presents the perfect antidote to putting on those extra pounds.
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March 26, 2010
And Now Respectfully – A Question For The Pope
Ron Pataky regrets the way the calendar is arranged.
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March 19, 2010
When To Do It
Never mind what he did, When did he do it?
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March 12, 2010
Some Writer!
Ron Pataky's rhyme tells of the most admired writer ever to put pen to paper.
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March 05, 2010
It's Coming This Way!
Ron Pataky tells of a scary weather team.
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February 26, 2010
We Are Not Alike
Ron Pataky's sage poem emphasises our differences.
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February 19, 2010
Let's Hear It For Disease
Ron Pataky speaks up for disease.
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February 12, 2010
They're Mine Now
Ron Pataky tells of a self-satisfied thief.
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February 05, 2010
Stick To Your Task
The postage stamp is worthy of our admiration, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
January 29, 2010
Slop
The diner in Ron Pataky's poem is not impressed with his Chinese meal.
January 22, 2010
Nametite
In these days of identity theft Ron Pataky’s poem tells of a firm which goes to great lengths to keep your name safe.
January 15, 2010
Paul Revere
Ron Pataky tells the “true’’ story of Paul Revere.
January 08, 2010
Some Horse!
Ron Pataky’s brief poem introduces us to a very special horse.
January 01, 2010
The Sad Truth
Ah me! We all face the sad truth outlined in Ron Pataky's poem,
December 18, 2009
The REAL Old West
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us Old West was not as the film makers would have us believe.
December 11, 2009
The Non-Slip Grape
Ron Pataky lays the blame in the right place when it comes to slippage.
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December 04, 2009
Book Report
Ron Pataky's poem confirms that it doesn't take many words to sum up a book.
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November 27, 2009
A Damned Good Thing Too!
Ron Pataky’s rhyme confirms that Officer Grover was right to pull Lulu over.
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November 20, 2009
Can This Be So?
November 13, 2009
Who Knows?
If you want to know your own affairs just ask a neighbour, Ron Pataky’s poem suggest.
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November 06, 2009
Half-an-Ounce Of Dickens
Ron Pataky’s poem features a novel way of selling books.
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October 30, 2009
A Limit To Thought
Ron Pataky tries to get his head around the business of thinking.
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October 23, 2009
The Lusty Hawk
The lusty hawk is determined to have his way in this poem by Ron Pataky.
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October 09, 2009
No Race At All
Ron Pataky's rhyme suggests that nothing travels faster than a lie.
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October 02, 2009
Pot Stirrer
Big Nelly was an illegal pot stirrer, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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September 25, 2009
Unfertile Myrtle
Unfertile Myrtle had a surprise for those who tried to help her, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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September 18, 2009
Under My Bed
Amazing what you find under your bed, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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September 11, 2009
It’s Not A Silk Purse
Smoothness is required when it comes to making a wallet, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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September 04, 2009
Foot Fan
If you are a fan of feet you need to be flexible, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme indicates.
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August 28, 2009
Boo Hoo
Sometimes crying does not help, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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August 21, 2009
Boat Builders
Ron Pataky’s rhyme poses the question: Who were the best boat builders?
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August 19, 2009
Saloon, June, Loon
Some occasions are to earth-shattering to be expressed in rhymes, as rhyme-master Ron Pataky reveals.
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August 14, 2009
Poor Egg!
Ron Pataky’s rhyme encourages you to treat an egg with great care.
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August 07, 2009
Wise Goose
Ron Pataky’s rhyme tells of an art-collecting goose.
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July 31, 2009
Chores, Chores, Chores
Ron Pataky is disturbed by the regularity of certain chores.
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July 24, 2009
The Lull Before The Gash
Ron Pataky’s poem reminds a menacing dog of the threat in that fluffy little bundle.
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July 17, 2009
This Is The News
Ron Pataky’s poem reveals a hidden danger in watching the news.
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July 10, 2009
Beeper Sweeper
There are more ways than one to cool a house, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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July 03, 2009
Baa Baa Black Sheep
That sheep has a ready answer to the obvious question, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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June 26, 2009
What Do You Take Me For? A Ghost?
Ron Pataky’s poem suggests that a fellah can lose too much weight.
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June 19, 2009
Call Me 3
Bert was a familiar figure down there in the jailhouse, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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June 12, 2009
The Golden Dentures
The zestful Ron Pataky reveals a couple of astonishing pieces of information which will change your oultook on World War Two and its aftermath.
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June 05, 2009
College Daze
Ron Pataky’s poem recalls happy, headachey college days.
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May 29, 2009
Never Say Ouch
It is essential for some people to be proficient at their job, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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May 22, 2009
Postponing The Procrastinators Bash?
Ron Pataky’s poem confirms that apathy can produce a brief creation.
May 15, 2009
Self-conscious Nick
No matter how hard poor Nick tried he only succeeded in reducing his height, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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May 08, 2009
I’m Going To Sit Right Down And...
There’s nothing to beat communicating with oneself, as Ron Pataky’s rhymes reveal.
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May 01, 2009
Skinny Fish
Ron Pataky’s poem raises the question: When does a fish deserve its name?
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April 24, 2009
Too High, Sir!
Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals the risk of flying too high.
April 17, 2009
Assurances For Today
Ron Pataky’s rhymes this week offer Spartan comfort.
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April 10, 2009
Still Water
This week Ronnie Pataky’s rhyme puts one more old saying firmly in its place.
April 03, 2009
Missy Claire
Poor Missy Claire. You will never guess where she ended up.
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March 27, 2009
An Enzyme Named Fred
Ron Pataky tells of a disappointed enzyme.
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March 20, 2009
The Secret Of Hiding
If you are doing a spot of spying it pays to make the right sound, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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March 13, 2009
Cannibals
Ah, but there’s a special gift waiting for the cannibals, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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March 06, 2009
Keyboard Inclinations
Ron Pataky’s poem focuses on that most difficult task: how to assess a dame.
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February 27, 2009
That Vital Half-Hour
Ron Pataky’s poem poses the question: Can something significant occur in half-an-hour?
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February 20, 2009
Watch Out With That Bevel!
Ron Pataky's poems warns that one should be very careful when sifting into history.
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February 13, 2009
Under The Bronze
It's amazing what secrets a statue can have!
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February 06, 2009
High Ball
A serious sport, basketball, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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January 30, 2009
Voila! And Hence, A Musical Fence
Among the fascinations of etymological research is the frequent delight of discovering new words whose original linguistic purpose bears little or no resemblance to their present usage.
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January 23, 2009
Wind Will Have Its Way
So what would you use to secure a chart to a chest? Ron Pataky's poem brings an answer.
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January 16, 2009
On The Throne
Does a throne inevitably involve royal rule? Ron Pataky's rhymes answer a regal question.
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January 09, 2009
Ferny Neck
Could a boy scout serve as a compass? Ron Pataky brings us a moss-grown poem.
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January 02, 2009
Unruly Calendar
According to Ron Pataky the calendar refuses to behave itself.
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December 26, 2008
Hey Lettie, What’s This On My Plate?
Ron Pataky tells of a hootingly preculiar meal.
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December 19, 2008
A Brand New Doctor
Are you safe in the hands of a newly qualified doctor?
Ron Pataky’s poem leaves room for concern.
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December 12, 2008
A Reassuring Message?
So what was the message those medics were giving to Ron Pataky?
December 05, 2008
Lethargy: An Ode to Squalor
Ron Pataky presents a brief history and portrait of the town of Lethargy - and you may search the map of Oklahoma in vain if you try to find it.
November 28, 2008
A HorseWith One Eye
But is this horse a bargain?
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November 21, 2008
Mixaphores
Ron Pataky demonstrates a need for care when using mixaphores.
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November 14, 2008
Bingled Nodules
Pray, oh dear reader pray, that your nodules are never bingled asunder.
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November 07, 2008
How Hot Should Chili Be?
Ron Pataky's rhyme contains a warning to chili eaters.
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October 31, 2008
Porcine Concerns
The invention of the sausage was not celebrated by creatures of the procine kind, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.
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October 24, 2008
A Sentimental Loss
Some losses are almost unbearable, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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October 17, 2008
A Hole In Nothing
Ron Pataky muses on how to create something from nothing.
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October 10, 2008
On the Transcendent Seductions Of Cheese
Ever heard of Swish cheese?
The ebullient Ron Pataky brings information, which may or may not be true, on the flavoursome subject of cheese.
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October 03, 2008
No End Of Speed
A reindeer’s life is not always a happy one, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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September 26, 2008
So You Think You’re Lonely?
Ron Pataky tells of ultimate isolation.
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September 19, 2008
A Quenching Powder?
Ron Pataky reminds us that powdered water requires an accompaniment.
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September 12, 2008
Puzzled Pilot
Ron Pataky’s poem features a pilot who should have kept his feet on the ground.
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September 05, 2008
Peter Pipp
Extreme measures were required to solve Peter Pipp’s problem,. as Ron Pataky reveals.
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August 29, 2008
Her Ladyship Was Not Amused
Chauffeurs must mind their manners, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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August 22, 2008
Vacation Reviews
Ron Pataky tells of a night on paradise island that no one there will ever remember.
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August 15, 2008
So Who Wears The Pants?
Ron Pataky’s poem features a husband who seems to know his place.
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August 08, 2008
A Bloomer
So was Howdy there, or was he not there? Ron Pataky tells of Western rumors.
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August 01, 2008
Final Warning
A sly little word, that “because’’, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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July 25, 2008
They Sired The Night Deposit
So did you know that the mighty Rothschild banking family started out centuries ago as caterers to the Crusaders?
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July 18, 2008
Did Anyone See Our Notes?
Ron Pataky tells of a puzzle facing Boy Scouts.
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July 11, 2008
Silly Grammar
Ron Pataky casts an unwelcoming eye on the impositions of English grammar.
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July 04, 2008
Hang It All!
Ron Pataky's poem indicates that enough is enough when it comes to punishment.
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June 27, 2008
Take That, You Wicked, Wicked Woman
There's more ways that one of getting your own back, as Ron Pataky's verse reveals.
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June 20, 2008
Waltzing With A Porker
Sit down Mr Pig, you’re rocking the sty!
Ron Pataky’s eyebrow-raising rhyme will alarm all lovers of bacon.
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June 13, 2008
Extra Space
Ron Pataky suggests an original way of creating more storage space.
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June 06, 2008
So What Did Happen?
So what did happen today? Ron Pataky's poem draws a blank.
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May 30, 2008
Half A Century Later
Ron Pataky revisits a famous short poem concerning girls who wear glasses.
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May 23, 2008
Function Junction
If you are selling a pump, you need a poem as Ron Pataky reveals.
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May 16, 2008
"I'm Stewed''
Wow! Talking food!
Rony Pataky’s rhymes raise a spooky prospect.
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May 09, 2008
Some Needle! Some Haystack!
Ron Pataky considers the possibility of a new use for Seattle’s Space Needle.
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May 02, 2008
Mind That Needle!
There’s one final wish that those condemned men make, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme informs us.
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April 25, 2008
Mint May Be OK With Lamb, But This Is Too much Of A Bad Thing
Oh dear, the things they do at fancy dress parties.
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April 18, 2008
Lights Required
Ron Pataky’s rhyme reminds us that we need something to light our way when we go out there where the stars are.
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April 11, 2008
Some Teeth!
Old Cyrus was inventive when it came to picking his teeth, as Ron Patakay's poem reveals.
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April 04, 2008
Winding Sheets Required
Be ready for those storms which wake the dead, warns Ron Pataky!
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March 28, 2008
A Tongue-Lashing For Tongue
Ron Pataky’s poem suggests that some things were not meant for eating.
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March 21, 2008
Nip And Tuck
So what happened in the battle between Nip and Tuck? Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals all.
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March 14, 2008
Hospital Blues
There's one way of proving that you are not faking illness, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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March 07, 2008
A Good Name
If it's a good name your after then Ron Pataky offers sound rhyming advice.
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February 29, 2008
A Little Oil And Crinkly Foil
Ron Pataky's rhyme concerns a lady who "bakes'' - herself.
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February 22, 2008
A Bad Example
Oh dear! What if your only purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.
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February 15, 2008
A Soggy Whistle
There’s a time to kiss, and a time not to kiss, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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February 08, 2008
A Letter From Paul
Ron Pataky tells of the boldest of bold forgeries.
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February 01, 2008
Rolling Along
Ron Pataky's poem considers a variety of rolls.
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January 25, 2008
Don't Call Me Paranoid
The guy Ron Pataky is writing about probably looks over his shoulder a lot.
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January 18, 2008
Living Forever
There's a problem concerning living forever, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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January 11, 2008
The Day The Canines Struck
So you thought you knew something of the Boxer Rebellion. Oh no, no, no! Read the effervescent Ron Pataky for a tail-wagging slice of history.
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January 04, 2008
Mixed Pups
Ron Pataky’s rhyme focuses on a problem for mongrel dogs.
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December 28, 2007
A Winning Game
Ron Pataky's poem tells of a guessing game that's bound to produce a winner.
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December 21, 2007
Those Biting Pests
Did Noah make a big mistake, muses Ron Pataky.
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December 14, 2007
A Hexed Life?
Maybe Nick really was sick, as Ron Pataky's rhymes reveal.
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December 07, 2007
An Anteater's Nose
Good hubby Mose
Had an anteater's nose...
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November 30, 2007
The Tired Germ
Even a germ can grow tired of her partner, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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November 23, 2007
Turned Off
Ron Pataky is turned off by folk who don’t behave as they are expected to behave.
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November 16, 2007
Dandy When Hot
Ron Pataky tells of a lady who recommends a cool snort.
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November 09, 2007
One Word Will Do
Ron Pataky’s poem demonstrates that love can be expressed in one word.
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November 02, 2007
Are Holes There, Or Not There?
Ron Pataky’s poem raises a simple question: can you see a hole?
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October 26, 2007
Ostriches
You can guarantee that ostriches won’t fly away from you, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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October 19, 2007
Camping Tip
Ron Pataky suggests a way of scaring off bees.
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October 12, 2007
And Our Jerseys Were Dark Red
High school football is a colourful sport, as Ron Pataky’s rhymes reveal.
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October 05, 2007
One-Way Trips
Will you still be heading south after reading Ron Pataky’s rhyme?
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September 28, 2007
The Good News!
Ron Pataky’s poem presents a new way of looking at life.
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September 21, 2007
A Pointer And A Setter
Ron Pataky’s rhyme tells of a couple of canines who are enjoying the best of days.
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September 14, 2007
Vanishing State
Ron Pataky’s latest rhyming tale concerns a disappearing act.
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September 07, 2007
Cyber Fibre
Here’s your fibre, now have a nice day… Ron Pataky rhymes his way to good health.
August 31, 2007
Mona Lisa
Mona Lisa has reason to smile, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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August 24, 2007
Old Carver Time
Age is the great craftsman carver, as Ron Pataky wittily informs us.
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August 17, 2007
Expanding Metal
Ron Pataky has some thoughts on obesity.
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August 10, 2007
Puzzled Youngster
There's a slight misunderstanding regarding a church plaque in Ron Pataky's verses.
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August 03, 2007
Expired Time
Ron Pataky's brief poem reflects on the finite nature of life.
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July 27, 2007
New Product?
There's new hope forcleaning up tarnished kids, as Ron Pataky rhymes reveal.
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July 20, 2007
Bump Beer
Amazing what you can get from a gasoline pump! Here's another chuckle from Ron Pataky.
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July 13, 2007
A Gerbil Surprise
...A "Gerbil Surprise" served with newt on a shingle
Her hot buzzard bouillon's an all-OVER tingle!...
Ron Pataky tells of a marriage which brought too many culinary surprises.
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July 06, 2007
Why In Heck...?
Ron Pataky raises a question. Why oh why would anyone willingly go into debt?
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June 29, 2007
The Curse Of A Less-Than-Honest Face
The irrepressible Ron Pataky introduces us to an unforgettable character, Colonel Beauregard Quincy Pugh, whose pomaded presence both shocked and delighted the citizens of Washburn, Kentucky.
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June 22, 2007
No Milk Today
Those farmers know how to get the better of city slickers, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.
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June 15, 2007
But, please...no beer!
Ah, the consequences of drinking beer.
Ron Pataky presents an unladylike poem.
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June 08, 2007
Holly Golliple
Ron Pataky’s poem concerns Holly the cross-dresser.
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June 01, 2007
A Celebrated Dunce
In four brief lines of verse Ron Pataky can leave you chuckling on and off for the rest of the day.
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May 25, 2007
A Fortune In A Litter Box
Keep it quiet. Ron Pataky knows the secret of the caterpillar!
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May 18, 2007
If You Thnk You're Cursed , Don't Pick The Wrong Hobby
If you feel you are cursed to fail then certain hobbies are not for you, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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May 11, 2007
Broken Windows
Poor old Socrates. Didn’t he know what he’d drunk? Ron Pataky spins out some more chuckle-filled rhymes.
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May 04, 2007
Retrieving Batteries
Chuckle along with Ron Pataky as he tells of an eightieth re-union.
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April 27, 2007
Innovative Gimmick
Ron Pataky’s cheerful poem tells of a colourful way to celebrate Easter.
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April 20, 2007
Making Matters Worse
Ron Pataky this week presents a funny-sad poem.
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April 13, 2007
Today I Found A Monkey...
So what do you do when you find a monkey? Ron Pataky has the answers.
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April 06, 2007
Chalk This One Up For The Cow
Ron Pataky’s cheery poem leaves no doubt as to where his sympathies lie.
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March 30, 2007
She Glazed Over At The News - Then Went Jelly Up
A huge welcome today to a new Open Writing contributor, Dr Ron Pataky.
Dr Ron Pataky is a semi-retired Christian psychotherapist who lives in Central Ohio with his wife, Donna, and a politically-active furry menagerie including Mr Louie, Mimi and His Royal Highness Malcolm. The latter, whom Donna found behind a bush, is magnificently-striped, and undoubtedly of royal ancestry. Ron believes that HRH Malcolm is operating incognito in Central Ohio prior to returning to reclaim an ancient throne somewhere, and adds that he (Ron) must be careful about what he says, as HRH Malcolm will undoubtedly read this.
Before returning to school for his doctorates, Ron had spent more than twenty years as a film and drama critic for a major newspaper syndicate. Additionally, he created a humorous newspaper feature called “Ron’s Place,” which ran daily for a number of years. He also held a Columbus, Ohio, police commission for six years.
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