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Ron Pataky tells of a chap now in need of mechanical help.
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Ron Pataky offers sound anatomical advice.
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Ron Pataky reminds us of the status of lawyers.
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Ron Pataky disagrees with Nature.
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Ron Pataky tells the richly comic tale concerning much loved Harry Jemima, a man whose glistening pate would have made a billiard ball "look positively unkempt".
Ron Pataky tells the richly comic tale concerning much loved Harry Jemima, a man whose glistening pate would have made a billiard ball "look positively unkempt".
Ron Pataky says a great deal about the human condition - in just four lines.
Young Princess Rose had a most unfortunate nose, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Some boys have a wicked sense of humour, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Ron Pataky's poem emphasises caution before swallowing.
Ron Pataky brings us another poem with a chuckle in its tail.
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Ron Pataky brings us another poem with a chuckle in its tail.
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Ron Pataky's poem emphasises that children really are the light of our lives.
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Ron Pataky tells of a lady who knew her place.
Ron Pataky's poem concerns a husband who is not all ears.
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Ron Pataky's poem reflects the joys? of home sweet home.
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Ron Pataky brings a different slant on a famous historical character.
Ron Pataky brings us wisdom from ancient Cornucopia manuscripts.
Ron Pataky's poem concerns a lady who had yet to grasp the scope of the cell phone.
Ron Pataky tells of a lady who dusted with a shovel.
That man Cloggs really knows how to look after his dogs, as Ron Pataky reveals.
Ron Pataky tells of the first requirement when Sssh International holds its annual meetings.
Ron Pataky reminds us that its hard to be doing what we ought to be doing.
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that bad things can happen when we don't pay those bills.
Ron Pataky considers a most significant signpost.
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that exercise changes its meaning as we progress through life.
Some brothers are lucky, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
Ron Pataky offers harsh advice on how to deal with those who wear a frown.
Ron Pataky tells of lucky twins.
Ron Pataky's confirm's the old adage - there's always someone worse off than you are.
Some towns are way too small as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
Ron Pataky tells of a ravaging girl with hungry eyes.
Ron Pataky reminds us of a household name.
Ron Pataky tells of one old fellow who is really going to live it up.
Ron Pataky discovers a humorous pearl.
Ron Pataky reveal's why Erica Bose's scarf was not a coveted garment.
Rom Pataky tells of a most precocious babe.
Ron Pataky says that talk of fairies must be dismissed.
A passion for dill doesn't keep you from being stopped by the cops, as Ron Pataky's poem reeals.
In some businesses you have to expect ups and downs as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
Ron Pataky tells of an unlikely chap whose wisdom helped to make sense of life.
Ron Pataky tells of an unlikely chap whose wisdom helped to make sense of life.
Ron Pataky tells of that sad day when the shower is more attractive than the girl.
Ron Pataky's poem emphasises that some towns are simply too small.
Ron Pataky cannot pinpoint it on a map, but he's sure it's there.
Ron Pataky tells of a character who was the toughest of the tough.
Ron Pataky's poem concerns an even-handed mother.
Ron Pataky tells of a lady with perambulation problems.
Ron Pataky tells of a man who survived by dopping into his store cupboard.
Ron Pataky's pooem could equally be entitled "Alas Poor Spider''.
Resignation is required from those of senior years, as Ron Pataky's rhymes reveal.
Now what was Ron Pataky intending to write about?
Ron Pataky's poem tells of a small consolation for poor Clyde.
Ron Pataky's poem suggests that Goldilocks is no longer in the prime of her beauty.
Ron Pataky tells the sad tale of Willy Nilly.
Ron Pataky tells of a ghost which did an amazing trick.
Ron Pataky's brief poem brings no consolation for the concerned inquirer.
Ron Pataky asks a pertinent question.
Ron Pataky tells of savoury treats for cats.
Ron Pataky asks a pertinent question. But will they answer|?
The information delivered in Ron Pataky's poem could be good news or bad, depending on the recipient's attitude.
Buckles McHugh was a man who knew how to point, as Ron Pataky revfeals.
Ron Pataky's poem concerns a chap who is pretty sure of himself.
Ron Pataky calls for an all-out war on wiggly things.
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that it doesn't do to be too selfish.
Ron Pataky's poem suggests that it might be best to stay at home.
Ron Pataky faces up to the harsh truth.
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Ron Pataky tells of trespassing grasshoppers.
Susan Stack was a very busy girl, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
Ron Pataky tells of a machine which failed.
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Is Ron Pataky's poem appropriate to this computer-dominated age.
Ron Pataky brings us a geometric poem.
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Ron Pataky brings a poem to set you thinking.
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Ron Pataky's poem tells of a young chap who got hold of the wrong end of the stick.
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Not everything comes out of the oven in tip-top shape, as Ron Pataky reveals.
Ron Pataky brings us a consolling poem.
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So here's another chuckle-worth poem from Ron Pataky.
Ron Pataky makes you wonder whether some inventions are really necessary.
Ron Pataky makes you wonder whether some inventions are really necessary.
Some treatments are too successful, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
Ron Pataky has advice for those who are not svelte.
Ron Pataky’s rhyme reminds us of the time when we knew everything.
Here’s a cheery poem from Ron Pataky.
Some warnings are worth heeding, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
Would you eat a blibble? Read Ron Pataky’s poem – then make up your mind.
Ron Pataky’s poem tells us of that wordsman, Professor DeGlurbs.
Ron Pataky’s poem makes you wonder whether college is worthwhile.
Ron Pataky reminds us that there are two sides to every meal.
Ron Pataky offers a new excuse for being fat.
There are some things that even a champion fixer cannot fix as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
Ron Pataky tells of old Queen Bess, who was a horrible mess.
Ron Pataky's poem tells of a trick too far.
Ron Pataky has some guidance on how to survivie in water.
Ron Pataky's poem gives comfort to the non-athletic.
Ron Pataky explains why the Gerbil twins had to change their jobs.
Ron Pataky's poem offers comfort to the couch-potato brigade.
Ron Pataky brings us a novel breakfast suggestion.
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It's amazing what some folk will steal, as Ron Pataky reveals.
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us not to put all our trust in machines.
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Ron Pataky gives some invisible advice.
Ron Pataky's poem tells of sweet revenge.
Ron Pataky's poem reveals the fate that awaits all flirts.
Ron Pataky puts a week into perspective.
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that we should beware of our past.
Ron Pataky creates a whole new conception of certain historic characters.
Ron Pataky's poem goes to the heart of the war of the sexes.
A swarm of killer bees brought King Arthur to his knees, according to Ron Pataky.
Ron Pataly's poem suggests that it is not always advisable to tell all.
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So who is controlling this fight?
Ron Pataky brings us another remarkable rhyme.
Ron Pataky brings a poem which is not for the queasy.
Ron Pataky's rhyme tells of missed kisses and pulled faces.
Ron Pataky's poem concerns the ordinariness of literary fame.
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Ron Pataky brings a peom expressing utter disappointment.
Ron Pataky expresses his abhorance of the sqishy ones.
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You could say Simon Melchez is famous. Then again, you could say he's infamous.
Ron Pataky brings us another jocular poem.
So what did those Colorado voters need?
Ron Pataky brings us another tricky poem.
Ron Pataky's poem reveals that Lola has more than one talent.
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Ron Pataky’s poem reminds would-be traitors what will happen to them if they betray the Mob.
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Ron Pataky’s poem confirms that mistakes are hard to make.
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Is Miss Hyacinth really wicked?
Ron Pataky’s poem brings an answer.
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Read Ron Pataky’s poem and you will realise the little league coach has every right to challenge the opposition.
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Ron Pataky’s poem questions an old saying.
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Ron Pataky’s poem does what it says on the tin – tells a story in just over 50 words.
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Ron Pataky’s poem concerns the sobering inevitability of life.
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Making those ends meet is no easy task as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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Ron Pataky’s poem confirms that toads should not go a-wandering.
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Ron Pataky tells of a narrator who allows his stories to grow.
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Ron Pataky has misgivings about an adage.
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Ron Pataky's poem reveals what most girls do.
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Ron Pataky’s rhyme concerns a challenge faced by many a young lad.
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Ron Pataky’s poem confirms that the Widget King does not deserve his title.
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Oh dear! Little Bo Beep has been stuffing her face so frequently that the words of the old rhyme have had to be changed, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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There’s a ready antidote to fend of laughter at an unusual name, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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Some balloons are not pillars of society, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Turn, turn and turn again, says Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Are some jobs capable of being done by humans? Ron Pataky's pome raises a serious question.
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Ron Pataky fails to uncover his forefathers.
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Some conundrums are easily solved when you thiunk about it, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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It pays to be cleared-sighted when you're tacked to the railyway track, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Ron Pataky's poem suggests that it doesn't pay to talk to some folk.
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It's vital that a proper value should be placed on thoughts, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Some explanations don't hold water, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Ron Pataky's poem brings to our attention a haunting truth.
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Oh what a disappointing surprise for the character in Ron Pataky's poem.
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Ron Pataky brings us another light-hearted rhyme.
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Some rides are best not hitched, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.
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Hurray for smelly breath, says Ron Pataky.
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Ron Pataky explains the effect of Saturn’s rings.
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Ron Pataky tells of an "illness'' that most of us has experienced at one time or another.
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Ron Pataky's poem tells of a burglar who at least tried to make friends.
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Some folk need to be sized up, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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So there really is a use for ear wax.
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The chair-bound man receives a well-meant message in this poem by Ron Pataky.
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Ron Pataky sets you wondering whether leaves really want to be free.
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Ron Pataky presents a rhyme about time.
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Those church ladies are eager to sell you their clothes, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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...From that day until his discovery last month, Scroggs claims to have seen but one other human being during the entire 143 years he spent in hiding, foraging for his daily sustenance, living for the most part on berries, nuts, and an occasional kill, ever on the lookout for "blue-coated busybodies."...
The unmatchable Ron Pataky tells the remarkable story of recently re-discovered Civil War vet Haley Scroggs, the oldest man anywhere.
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Even zippers have their domestic problems as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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A confrontation between Jake and a two-headed snake sees punters placing their bets.
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Best to wait a year or so before you start throwing your weight about, Ron Pataky suggests.
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Ron Pataky tells of the flirt in the daffodil skirt.
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Ron Pataky's rhyme tells of an ultimate disaster.
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Ron Pataky’s rhyme reminds us that looks are not everything.
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There’s problems ahead if you keep sheep out in the rain, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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Ron Pataky’s poem presents a recipe for a stable marriage.
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Ron Pataky’s poem leaves little room for doubt.
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Ron Pataky tells of an astonishingly irrelevant product.
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Ron Pataky extracts a verse from the common cold.
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Ron Pataky’s poem reminds us of our need for one of life’s essentials.
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Ron Pataky’s poem reveals the troubles of the Ice Queen.
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Ron Pataky’s poem suggests that Ferd was thoroughly enjoying life.
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It's amazing what you can sell if you've got the gift, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Ron Pataky’s poem confirms that the wise old owl knows best.
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Ron Pataky sums up families in six lines of verse.
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Some cases seem to be open and shut, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Some sums are not worth confronting, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Ron Pataky celebrates that inadvertant athlete, Uncle Dodds.
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Ron Pataky remembers that there is some value in being over the hill
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Ron Pataky is itching to know the truth about time.
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So when it comes to pickling pepper who was the one who was pickled?
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Naughty Miss Horner should not have tried to raise cash in that way!
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Ron Pataky's poem presents the perfect antidote to putting on those extra pounds.
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Ron Pataky regrets the way the calendar is arranged.
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Never mind what he did, When did he do it?
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Ron Pataky's rhyme tells of the most admired writer ever to put pen to paper.
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Ron Pataky's sage poem emphasises our differences.
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Ron Pataky speaks up for disease.
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Ron Pataky tells of a self-satisfied thief.
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The postage stamp is worthy of our admiration, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
The diner in Ron Pataky's poem is not impressed with his Chinese meal.
In these days of identity theft Ron Pataky’s poem tells of a firm which goes to great lengths to keep your name safe.
Ron Pataky tells the “true’’ story of Paul Revere.
Ron Pataky’s brief poem introduces us to a very special horse.
Ah me! We all face the sad truth outlined in Ron Pataky's poem,
Ron Pataky's poem reminds us Old West was not as the film makers would have us believe.
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Ron Pataky's poem confirms that it doesn't take many words to sum up a book.
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Ron Pataky’s rhyme confirms that Officer Grover was right to pull Lulu over.
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If you want to know your own affairs just ask a neighbour, Ron Pataky’s poem suggest.
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Ron Pataky’s poem features a novel way of selling books.
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Ron Pataky tries to get his head around the business of thinking.
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The lusty hawk is determined to have his way in this poem by Ron Pataky.
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Ron Pataky's rhyme suggests that nothing travels faster than a lie.
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Big Nelly was an illegal pot stirrer, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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Unfertile Myrtle had a surprise for those who tried to help her, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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Amazing what you find under your bed, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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Smoothness is required when it comes to making a wallet, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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If you are a fan of feet you need to be flexible, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme indicates.
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Sometimes crying does not help, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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Ron Pataky’s rhyme poses the question: Who were the best boat builders?
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Some occasions are to earth-shattering to be expressed in rhymes, as rhyme-master Ron Pataky reveals.
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Ron Pataky’s rhyme encourages you to treat an egg with great care.
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Ron Pataky’s poem reveals a hidden danger in watching the news.
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There are more ways than one to cool a house, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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That sheep has a ready answer to the obvious question, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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Ron Pataky’s poem suggests that a fellah can lose too much weight.
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Bert was a familiar figure down there in the jailhouse, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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Ron Pataky’s poem recalls happy, headachey college days.
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It is essential for some people to be proficient at their job, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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Ron Pataky’s poem confirms that apathy can produce a brief creation.
No matter how hard poor Nick tried he only succeeded in reducing his height, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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There’s nothing to beat communicating with oneself, as Ron Pataky’s rhymes reveal.
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Ron Pataky’s poem raises the question: When does a fish deserve its name?
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Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals the risk of flying too high.
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This week Ronnie Pataky’s rhyme puts one more old saying firmly in its place.
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Ron Pataky tells of a disappointed enzyme.
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Ah, but there’s a special gift waiting for the cannibals, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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Ron Pataky’s poem focuses on that most difficult task: how to assess a dame.
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Ron Pataky's poems warns that one should be very careful when sifting into history.
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It's amazing what secrets a statue can have!
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A serious sport, basketball, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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Among the fascinations of etymological research is the frequent delight of discovering new words whose original linguistic purpose bears little or no resemblance to their present usage.
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So what would you use to secure a chart to a chest? Ron Pataky's poem brings an answer.
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Does a throne inevitably involve royal rule? Ron Pataky's rhymes answer a regal question.
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Could a boy scout serve as a compass? Ron Pataky brings us a moss-grown poem.
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According to Ron Pataky the calendar refuses to behave itself.
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Ron Pataky tells of a hootingly preculiar meal.
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Are you safe in the hands of a newly qualified doctor?
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So what was the message those medics were giving to Ron Pataky?
Ron Pataky presents a brief history and portrait of the town of Lethargy - and you may search the map of Oklahoma in vain if you try to find it.
But is this horse a bargain?
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Ron Pataky demonstrates a need for care when using mixaphores.
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Pray, oh dear reader pray, that your nodules are never bingled asunder.
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Ron Pataky's rhyme contains a warning to chili eaters.
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The invention of the sausage was not celebrated by creatures of the procine kind, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.
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Some losses are almost unbearable, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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Ron Pataky muses on how to create something from nothing.
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Ever heard of Swish cheese?
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A reindeer’s life is not always a happy one, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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Ron Pataky tells of ultimate isolation.
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Ron Pataky reminds us that powdered water requires an accompaniment.
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Ron Pataky’s poem features a pilot who should have kept his feet on the ground.
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Extreme measures were required to solve Peter Pipp’s problem,. as Ron Pataky reveals.
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Chauffeurs must mind their manners, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme reveals.
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Ron Pataky tells of a night on paradise island that no one there will ever remember.
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Ron Pataky’s poem features a husband who seems to know his place.
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So was Howdy there, or was he not there? Ron Pataky tells of Western rumors.
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A sly little word, that “because’’, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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So did you know that the mighty Rothschild banking family started out centuries ago as caterers to the Crusaders?
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Ron Pataky tells of a puzzle facing Boy Scouts.
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Ron Pataky casts an unwelcoming eye on the impositions of English grammar.
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Ron Pataky's poem indicates that enough is enough when it comes to punishment.
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There's more ways that one of getting your own back, as Ron Pataky's verse reveals.
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Sit down Mr Pig, you’re rocking the sty!
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Ron Pataky suggests an original way of creating more storage space.
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So what did happen today? Ron Pataky's poem draws a blank.
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Ron Pataky revisits a famous short poem concerning girls who wear glasses.
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If you are selling a pump, you need a poem as Ron Pataky reveals.
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Wow! Talking food!
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Ron Pataky considers the possibility of a new use for Seattle’s Space Needle.
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There’s one final wish that those condemned men make, as Ron Pataky’s rhyme informs us.
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Oh dear, the things they do at fancy dress parties.
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Ron Pataky’s rhyme reminds us that we need something to light our way when we go out there where the stars are.
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Old Cyrus was inventive when it came to picking his teeth, as Ron Patakay's poem reveals.
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Be ready for those storms which wake the dead, warns Ron Pataky!
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Ron Pataky’s poem suggests that some things were not meant for eating.
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So what happened in the battle between Nip and Tuck? Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals all.
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There's one way of proving that you are not faking illness, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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If it's a good name your after then Ron Pataky offers sound rhyming advice.
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Ron Pataky's rhyme concerns a lady who "bakes'' - herself.
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Oh dear! What if your only purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.
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There’s a time to kiss, and a time not to kiss, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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Ron Pataky tells of the boldest of bold forgeries.
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Ron Pataky's poem considers a variety of rolls.
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The guy Ron Pataky is writing about probably looks over his shoulder a lot.
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There's a problem concerning living forever, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.
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So you thought you knew something of the Boxer Rebellion. Oh no, no, no! Read the effervescent Ron Pataky for a tail-wagging slice of history.
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Ron Pataky’s rhyme focuses on a problem for mongrel dogs.
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Ron Pataky's poem tells of a guessing game that's bound to produce a winner.
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Did Noah make a big mistake, muses Ron Pataky.
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Maybe Nick really was sick, as Ron Pataky's rhymes reveal.
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Good hubby Mose
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Even a germ can grow tired of her partner, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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Ron Pataky is turned off by folk who don’t behave as they are expected to behave.
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Ron Pataky tells of a lady who recommends a cool snort.
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Ron Pataky’s poem demonstrates that love can be expressed in one word.
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Ron Pataky’s poem raises a simple question: can you see a hole?
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You can guarantee that ostriches won’t fly away from you, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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Ron Pataky suggests a way of scaring off bees.
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High school football is a colourful sport, as Ron Pataky’s rhymes reveal.
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Will you still be heading south after reading Ron Pataky’s rhyme?
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Ron Pataky’s poem presents a new way of looking at life.
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Ron Pataky’s rhyme tells of a couple of canines who are enjoying the best of days.
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Ron Pataky’s latest rhyming tale concerns a disappearing act.
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Here’s your fibre, now have a nice day… Ron Pataky rhymes his way to good health.
Mona Lisa has reason to smile, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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Age is the great craftsman carver, as Ron Pataky wittily informs us.
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Ron Pataky has some thoughts on obesity.
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There's a slight misunderstanding regarding a church plaque in Ron Pataky's verses.
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Ron Pataky's brief poem reflects on the finite nature of life.
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There's new hope forcleaning up tarnished kids, as Ron Pataky rhymes reveal.
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Amazing what you can get from a gasoline pump! Here's another chuckle from Ron Pataky.
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...A "Gerbil Surprise" served with newt on a shingle
Her hot buzzard bouillon's an all-OVER tingle!...
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Ron Pataky raises a question. Why oh why would anyone willingly go into debt?
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The irrepressible Ron Pataky introduces us to an unforgettable character, Colonel Beauregard Quincy Pugh, whose pomaded presence both shocked and delighted the citizens of Washburn, Kentucky.
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Those farmers know how to get the better of city slickers, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.
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Ah, the consequences of drinking beer.
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Ron Pataky’s poem concerns Holly the cross-dresser.
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Keep it quiet. Ron Pataky knows the secret of the caterpillar!
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If you feel you are cursed to fail then certain hobbies are not for you, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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Poor old Socrates. Didn’t he know what he’d drunk? Ron Pataky spins out some more chuckle-filled rhymes.
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Chuckle along with Ron Pataky as he tells of an eightieth re-union.
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Ron Pataky this week presents a funny-sad poem.
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So what do you do when you find a monkey? Ron Pataky has the answers.
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A huge welcome today to a new Open Writing contributor, Dr Ron Pataky.
Dr Ron Pataky is a semi-retired Christian psychotherapist who lives in Central Ohio with his wife, Donna, and a politically-active furry menagerie including Mr Louie, Mimi and His Royal Highness Malcolm. The latter, whom Donna found behind a bush, is magnificently-striped, and undoubtedly of royal ancestry. Ron believes that HRH Malcolm is operating incognito in Central Ohio prior to returning to reclaim an ancient throne somewhere, and adds that he (Ron) must be careful about what he says, as HRH Malcolm will undoubtedly read this.
Before returning to school for his doctorates, Ron had spent more than twenty years as a film and drama critic for a major newspaper syndicate. Additionally, he created a humorous newspaper feature called “Ron’s Place,” which ran daily for a number of years. He also held a Columbus, Ohio, police commission for six years.
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